let’s order some wine, he said
shall we get the fat & woody or the fruity & fat?
i joked fat p.h.a.t or f.a.t. fat?
either way it doesn’t make sense, i said
he said, maybe they mean full bodied
i said, it’s still the worse wine description ever written
the waitress poured the wine
he tasted it
i asked how it was
he answered very woody
we had a good laugh
i don’t think our waitress thought we were very funny
we ate our weight in sushi
and talked about how the girl on the date with the guy near the window
didn’t seem to be enjoying herself at all
if her posture and facial expression were any indication
(last time i checked, arms crossed and pouting were the not international signs for happiness)
we also talked about life and all the stuff that makes a life
what we really wanted to do was talk about music
but for some reason we never got around to it
if we had, i probably would have shown him this video
how it screams I’M ALIVE
and how we all need that reminder sometimes
