because it’s friday
and i’ve just applied for a social media outreach intern position for an online sex shop
(hey a girl’s gotta start her writing career somewhere and the perks could be fun)
(note to self: do not listen to bad girls when applying for jobs)
and i’m going on a 7-hour hike in the pennines tomorrow
and i quit coffee 3 days ago
so i need something else to pump the blood through these tired veins
and because it’s friday
