omg! i totally forgot to tell you the story.
so, we both woke up out of the blue around 3:30am last night and started chatting for a while about god knows what (probably about ways to fall asleep again, none of which involved chatting) and then we were like ok. ok. we HAVE to go to sleep. so there i was drifting away when i heard a boooop (seriously, like a ship in the night) and it woke me up and i said “did i just fart?” and we LOST IT. for like 20 minutes. COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING. eventually we fell back asleep and the alarm rang a couple hours later and we slept through it and missed the snooze and 6:45 rolled around, at which point we woke with an OH FUCK.
naturally she says it’s my butt’s fault that she slept past her alarm. i say it’s the chili’s fault. but it was totally worth it to crack up in the middle of the night.
(did i just share my fart story on the internet? yes, yes i did)
